Andrew Goulding Youtube Videos

I'm Still Exploring Squidoo

2010-07-01T03:24:00.000-07:00

I've created two more lenses of "funny videos" for you:

They're pretty good, so pop over and have a look.

My Favorite Beer Ads

2010-06-26T01:38:00.000-07:00

I've collected a number of my favorite beer ads at:

My Favorite Beer Ads 1 - 5 (G-rated)

My Favorite Beer Ads 6 - 10 (NRC-rated)

that I think readers of this blog may find interesting. Tell me what you think.

Bald Bird

2010-03-20T23:39:00.000-07:00

This poor cockatoo has a disease that proves "Bald is not that beautiful!".

Bald Bird

Budweiser LITE Ad: Owwwwwwww!

2010-02-10T23:49:00.000-08:00

This is a Budweise Lite ad premiered at the 2004 Superbowl, I believe, starring comedian Cedric, The Entertainer, who goes where no man should ever go.

Budweiser LITE Ad: Owwwwwwww!

Nice!

Carissa Walford: Australia - Tell it Like It Is

2010-01-23T21:44:00.000-08:00

With the help of Carissa Walford, you're mere moments from knowing all there needs to be known about Australia.

Carissa Walford: Australia - Tell it Like It Is

Ridiculous People

2009-12-21T16:11:00.000-08:00

Despite the mean-ness behind this video, it's still a funny montage of a number of ridiculous incidents - which doesn't really show "stupid" people as the video suggests.

Still, it is funny.

Ridiculous People

Pole Dancin' For Baby

2009-12-12T16:37:00.000-08:00

Don't try this at home!

Watch as this plus-size gal seduces her man showing off her new pole-dancin' skills.

Pole Dancin' For Baby

The Unofficial Nikki Osbore Fan Club Presents

2009-12-07T16:42:00.000-08:00

When I get depressed, I sometimes just head over to Youtube and catch a video of the now semi-retired Nikki Osborne.

What a waste! Come back Nikki.

The Unofficial Nikki Osbore Fan Club Presents

So What New Sea Creatures Did You Discover Today, Darling?

2009-11-28T03:42:00.000-08:00

National Geographic provide this stunning video with some of the new marine animals discovered during the last 10 years.

Enjoy.

So What New Sea Creatures Did You Discover Today, Darling?

A Comment That I Wished I'd Written

2009-11-07T15:11:00.000-08:00

I love this ad! It's so over-the-top! However, even better was a comment that I found for it on Youtube.

A Comment That I Wished I'd Written

"Now KFC needs to do a similar commercial with fat ass chicks running to a bucket of chicken. Well, more like walking and wheezing to the chicken." kokaneejoe

Huh? X 3: Ray William Johnson

2009-10-30T04:10:00.000-07:00

The always interesting Ray William Johnson with another selection of brief videos, strung together by his PG commentary.

Huh? X 3: Ray William Johnson

Slow Motion Nature

2009-10-18T15:08:00.000-07:00

A fantastic high-quality video from the BBC Nature Dept., shot using special slow motion cameras, catching a lizard (the fastest tongue) and a shrimp (the hardest punch) in action. Slowed down, these have to be seen to be believed!

Slow Motion Nature

The Word "Pajamas" Explained

2009-10-04T13:43:00.000-07:00

Everything you always wanted to know about the word "pajamas" but were afraid to ask by the lovely fake-boobed Russian word-queen, Marina Orlova, from Hot For Words - now with almost 250 million views in toto on Youtube.

The Word "Pajamas" Explained

25 Million Kiwis

2009-09-30T05:15:00.000-07:00

At close to 25 million views on Youtube alone, Kiwi would have to be considered a success. Created by animator Dony Permedi as a graduation project, I hope that Kiwi has landed him a fine job at Pixar - or some similar destination.

25 Million Kiwis

Going Down An Escalator On Skis

2009-09-16T15:29:00.000-07:00

Well, the idea if going down an escalator on skis is pretty nutty but when it's the biggest in Europe - well, that's downright crazy!

Going Down An Escalator On Skis

Pterodactyl (Dinosaur Bird) Sighting

2009-08-28T17:51:00.000-07:00

Yow! A Pterodactyl over Lake Flathead Montana?

Judge for yourselves.

Pterodactyl (Dinosaur Bird) Sighting

1950s Cigarette Commercial

2009-08-18T23:15:00.000-07:00

You're wrong, smoking is good for you - my doctor said so!

1950s Cigarette Commercial

Makes you wonder how much you should be trusting your doctor, doesn't it?

Tootin' Cousins Bathtub Duo

2009-08-06T15:56:00.000-07:00

Entertainment, like beauty, is in the eyes of the beholder. Hmmm.

Tootin' Cousins Bathtub Duo

The Redneck Ninja

2009-08-04T19:47:00.000-07:00

In case you're looking for some free martial arts training, you need go no further than Diamond Dave as The Redneck Ninja, who provides these potentially lethal training videos. Beware!

The Redneck Ninja

Unidentified Vitnamese Mini-me Rocker

2009-07-23T21:09:00.000-07:00

WTF?

Is it a cultural thing or don't I get it?

Who is he and why does he claim to love me?

Help me, please!

Unidentified Vitnamese Mini-me Rocker

"u g0t 2 b kidding meh..." toverguy2

"...Damn those girls r smoking hot i wanna corrupt them...." MOHSIN2

"...Oh dear..." NastyNoodle

Bizarre Condom Ad

2009-07-14T04:04:00.000-07:00

Well, this is certainly one of the funniest and most bizarre ads I've ever seen.

Bizarre Condom Ad

Yes, feelings, indeed!

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Rollerskating Babies

2009-07-09T23:24:00.000-07:00

I don't know whether you've seen the Evian rollerskating babies yet but if you haven't, do so, right now!

Rollerskating Babies

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Chair Surfing Wipeout

2009-07-03T22:40:00.000-07:00

One of the first rules of chair surfing is that it should be done on a flat surface, not going down stairs!

Chair Surfing Wipeout

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That Girl Can Talk!

2009-06-29T17:50:00.000-07:00

Oh my God! this little girl is revved up and ready to talk.

That Girl Can Talk!

How many million words do you think she will utter during her time on this Earth?

The answer will be frightening, I'm sure.

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LEGO Man Prank Call

2009-06-25T06:14:00.000-07:00

Here's a prank call in which a guy posing as a LEGO Man calls a construction company looking for a job.

LEGO Man Prank Call: Keep on brickin'

N.B.: apologies about the size of the video but that's the smallest I could get!

And here's the type of thing that LEGO Man can build, the intro to Indiana Jones:

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Mating With Lunch

2009-06-18T15:20:00.000-07:00

This tiger was fed a 2-course meal but decided to play with his food instead. Tut-tut! Hs mother obviously didn't teach him his manners.

Mating With Lunch

My questions are:

What are the dogs dong in the tiger's cage? &
Which nutter is doing the filming?

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Gay Waiter Dancing

2009-06-14T16:36:00.000-07:00

Following the last post, I found this dancing Filipino waiter who delivers a very suspicious "Happy Birthday" dance.

Hmm. Remind me not to go there!

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Dancing Waitresses

2009-06-11T17:49:00.000-07:00

I typed in "dancing waitress" on a whim for a youtube search and came up on some fake-boobed Hooters girls but I think this video from the Canadian Casino restaurant is more interesting.

Dancing Waitresses

Now those are what I call dancing waitresses!

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The Dumbest Girl Ever

2009-06-03T04:07:00.000-07:00

Oh dear, oh dear!

Is this the dumbest girl ever trying to guess the answer from Australian quiz-mistress Nikki Osborne?

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Threesome Sandwich Ad

2009-05-31T15:26:00.000-07:00

Following the last post, about the Gay Sandwich ad, I couldn't help but post this follow-up ad for the same sandwich, this time for the Playboy Channel.

Be warned - if you're not naughty, don't look!

Threesome Sandwich Ad

Actually, it's pretty lame - but that's the point, isn't it?

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The Worst Ever Commercial

2009-05-25T14:28:00.000-07:00

So, the question is:

Is Eagleman the worst commercial, ever?

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Kung Fu Pepsi Commercial

2009-05-12T19:37:00.000-07:00

My apologies if you're from a part of the world that's seen this Pepsi ad. but I hadn't and it particularly appealed to me, having done Kung-fu for several years.

Kung Fu Pepsi Commercial

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What's Wrong With Being Shitty And Gay?

2009-05-06T18:01:00.000-07:00

From 1991, English quiz show Countdown with an unfortunate combination of letters.

Countdown

Ah, they don't make television like they used to.

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McDonald's Japanese Commercial

2009-05-03T07:00:00.000-07:00

Oh boy! Now this is one mighty fine McDonald's ad! Nothin' like that ever gets shown round here. Ronald never looked that good!

McDonald's Japanese Commercial

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Korean Penis Fish

2009-04-27T17:15:00.000-07:00

I'm feeling hungry. Think I'll just pop down to the market and by some penis fish. Mmmm.

Korean Penis Fish

Now I think I'll have some meat balls.

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Scary Kung Fu Baby

2009-04-22T15:18:00.000-07:00

Watch out Bruce Lee, there's a new kid in town: The Kung Fu Baby.

Scary Kung Fu Baby

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Bizarre Tongue

2009-04-18T15:51:00.000-07:00

Michelle can make her tongue do really weird stuff. Watch and wonder!

Bizarre Tongue

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A Cat In A Box

2009-04-13T15:40:00.000-07:00

Hey, it's a cat - and a box. Hours of fun!

A Cat In A Box

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South American Vampire Bat

2009-04-12T15:43:00.000-07:00

For all those Dracula fans out there, here's a South American vampire bat that attacks other bats and feasts for a night.

South American Vampire Bat

Hmmm. I'm feeling a bit thirsty myself.

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German Snooker

2009-03-17T15:08:00.000-07:00

In Germany, they do things differently! In this video, a chicken demonstrates how to do a trick snooker shot.

German Snooker

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Dolphins Playing With Bubble Rings

2009-03-12T23:35:00.000-07:00

I fully realise that dolphins receive a pretty high rank on the cote-o-meter for most people but this video of them playing with air bubble rings is pretty incredible. Enjoy.

Dolphins Playing With Bubble Rings

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Bed Buddy Switch

2009-03-09T17:11:00.000-07:00

What do you do when your girlfriend's over and another girl calls you to have a good time? Well, you call in a buddy to help you out, of course. Note the cheesy Pink Panther-type music.

Bed Buddy Switch

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Kung Fu Hillbilly

2009-03-05T23:11:00.000-08:00

The Jerry Springer Show often provides interesting viewing although this is bizarre for two reasons.

The first is the almost unintelligible speech of the redneck who opens the show and the second is his boasted-about kung-fu technique. Both must be seen to be believed.

Kung Fu Hillbilly

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Chinese Woman Flips Out

2009-02-22T15:31:00.000-08:00

Following our last post, the Angry German Kid, today I present this video with a Chinese Woman flipping out when she misses her flight Of particular interest to me was the older gentleman who does his best to calm her - and then gives up! He just looks into space, ignoring her.

Hilarious!

Chinese Woman Flips Out

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Funny Hi-def TV ad.

2009-02-11T18:06:00.000-08:00

Here's something you may not have considered when purchasing a television that's a little bit too realistic.

Hi-def TV ad

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Cute & Facinating

2009-02-03T14:41:00.000-08:00

I'm not prone to posting cute videos but this one of a little boy discovering lobsters is a wonderful glimpse into what the man will be.

Boy Discovers Lobsters

Use your imagination. Can't you see his character forming, the push-pull of Fear & Discovery?

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Disguised Cell Phone Towers

2009-01-26T13:49:00.000-08:00

Here's a fascinating story from CBS's The Early Show and reporter Debbye Turner, about the future of America's 200,000 cell-phone towers and how they're becoming camouflaged.

Disguised Cell Phone Towers

Hey, I don't even have a cell phone!

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Sex Education Made Easy

2009-01-22T21:34:00.000-08:00

If you happen to be a parent dreading telling your teenage sons and daughters about the facts of Life, you may consider using this wonderful commercial by Durex, the condom manufacturers.

Sex Education Made Easy

On the other hand, perhaps you may not!

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Everybody Wants AWonder Boner Like Mine

2009-01-21T15:06:00.000-08:00

No, it's not a joke. You can purchase a wonder boner and have one just like mine.

Everybody Wants AWonder Boner Like Mine

Did you hear "My wife would like that!"

Gotta Love it.

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EFT: Emotional Freedom Technique

2009-01-12T14:55:00.001-08:00

I've only recently become aware of EFT, Emotional Freedom Technique, an alternative medicine technique, which I'm sure will meet with much derision from viewers.

Nevertheless, it isn't so weird for me as I've been around Acupuncture for many years and EFT attempts to replicate the effects of Acupuncture via a rapid massage technique.

EFT: Emotional Freedom Technique

It's certainly not for everyone but let's face it, once you learn the technique, it's FREE and if it works for you, great. However, I'm sure most people would rather take a pill.

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Jeopardy No No

2008-12-21T19:58:00.000-08:00

There's not much point introducing this very brief video, other than to say that I think the first contestant deserved the points!

Jeopardy No No

Funnily enough, a number of the youtube commentators didn't just agree with me, they'd never even heard of that definition of "rake".

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Junk Food Nation

2008-11-24T14:56:00.000-08:00

With the economy spiraling downwards, consumers are heading towards junk food outlets for cheap, filling meals. McDonald's has reported an 11% increase in the third quarter in comparison to last year.

America: Junk Food Nation

There's no doubt in my mind that the present 64% of overweight Americans will be 70% by the time this crisis is over. Tubby times are here. Just check Chubby Mikey for a glimpse of what's to come. It's a different look from the gaunt faces of the Great Depression, I suppose.

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Red Bull: Insanely Clever Sponsorship

2008-11-21T14:10:00.000-08:00

In what is probably the most astute piece of commercial sponsoring that I've ever seen, Red Bull (an energy drink "developed for times of increased mental and physical exertion") have sponsored the Street Soccer 2008 finals in Sao Paulo, Brazil.

This sponsorship goes right to the heart of the global demographic that Red Bull targets, male youths.

The means:

Cool soccer tricks with a hip-hop lifestyle aura.

Nice!

Oh, and the soccer skills?

Amazing!

Red Bull: Street Soccer 2008

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Chad Vader Riffs The Original Star Wars Movie

2008-11-20T14:41:00.000-08:00

Well, I discovered something new today. "Riffing" is a new comedy concept, in which comedians "riff", improvise over various movies. It's a bit like having friends who won't shut up during a stay-at-home DVD night.

At only $2.99, it's not a lot to shell out and it can be a lot of fun for fans, I guess. In this particular video, Chad and friends introduce their version of the original Star Wars movie, A New Hope.

Chad Vader Riffs The Original Star Wars Movie

There are lots more movies riffed at Rifftrax. Check them out.

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Down Syndrome Assistant Football Coach

2008-11-18T04:50:00.000-08:00

CBS reported last month on the inspirational Down Syndome kid, Patrick Nicholson, who's become an assistant football coach for his school, Our Lady Of Perpetual Health. Three cheers for the brave brave coach, too, Pete Dezell, who pushed for Patrick to be accepted.

Down Syndrome Assistant Football Coach

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Preacher's Slip Of The Tongue

2008-11-09T14:09:00.000-08:00

Whilst this preacher's slip of the tongue is minor, his reaction is excruciatingly funny.

Preacher's Slip Of The Tongue

Mind you, I don't know if I'd want to receive spiritual guidance from him. He just seems like an over-muscled, uptight guy to me.

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A Slip Of The Tongue *3: Hmmm, Nice Pussy

2008-11-01T16:06:00.000-07:00

Gratuitous, yes: but really, I couldn't resist this blooper from the U.K.

A Slip Of The Tongue #3

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A Slip Of The Tongue #2

2008-10-31T02:24:00.000-07:00

Following A Slip Of The Tongue #1 from a couple of days back, I couldn't help but add this silly one, again from FOX News, about Miss Nevada & Donald Trump.

A Slip Of The Tongue #2

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Bruster's Ice Cream Ad

2008-10-30T18:24:00.001-07:00

As phone mobile video seeps into the culture, here's a really clever piece of advertising for Bruster's Ice Cream.

It grabs their specific niche market by providing an ad that they (the demographic) can relate to, while risking the alienation of those ouside the demographic.

Bruster's Ice Cream Ad

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A Slip Of The Tongue #1

2008-10-29T15:19:00.000-07:00

Fox News anchor Jane Skinner with a silly but funny slip of the tongue.

A Slip Of The Tongue #1: Jane Skinner

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Confuse A Redneck # 1

2008-10-28T15:52:00.000-07:00

In reaction to today's white supremacist plot to kill US presidential candidate Barack Obama, I couldn't resist posting posting this video of this attractive middle-eastern girl dancing in a nightclub.

Black, moslem, white, male, female - does it really make any difference? Why do people want to kill for what is different between us rather than live for what we have in common?

Confuse A Redneck # 1: Arab Girl Dancing

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Everybody Wants Their Own Little Superstar

2008-10-26T15:31:00.000-07:00

Nabbed from some Indian movie, here's a creepy little guy who does his own take on American culture. I find it hilarious, weird and funny, all at the same time...and I wonder if it's meant to have the same effect when viewed through Indian eyes.

Everybody Wants Their Own Little Superstar

For more details, see: Little Superstar

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Skateboard Accident For An Onlooker!

2008-10-23T16:36:00.000-07:00

Ah, enjoyment in the pain of others. Not really...but you gotta laugh at this skateboard mishap.

Skateboard Accident For An Onlooker!

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Losing Weight: A Success Story!

2008-10-22T16:18:00.000-07:00

Sometimes it might appear that I'm slamming fat people by publishing some grotesque videos that I find. That may be partially right but not completely so. Sometimes, it's just the horror of knowing what some people are doing to themselves.

Here's a success story, though, with a montage of one girl's transformation, losing a hundred pounds in a year. Magnificent, even with surgical help! I challenge anyone to say she doesn't look way better.

Losing Weight: A Success Story!

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News Bloopers #1

2008-10-21T15:46:00.000-07:00

TV anchorman breaks up when things don't quite go as planned on the news bulletin.

News Bloopers

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Pool Meets Dominoes

2008-10-20T16:12:00.000-07:00

Oh boy, I can't even play pool but I have to admire the mathematical precision of this trick, using pool tables and dominoes.

Pool Meets Dominoes

The thought that I come back to is wondering about all the failed attempts!

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Dumping Your Girlfriend

2008-10-18T17:54:00.000-07:00

There are good ways to dump your girlfriend and there are bad ways. This way, you're sure that if you don't dump her, she'll definitely dump you!

Dumping Your Girlfriend

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Star Wars Explained: By A 3 Year Old Girl?

2008-10-17T20:03:00.000-07:00

For those who never saw the original Star Wars (Episode 4) and who want a contemporary review, you may consider viewing this video by our guest reviewer...

Star Wars Explained: By A 3 Year Old Girl?

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Extreme Skateboarding + Grand Canyon Basejump

2008-10-15T15:59:00.000-07:00

Daredevil Skateboarding as Bob Burnquist "...jumps off a ramp and grinds on a rail into the grand canyon - basejumping...". It's pretty scary stuff for me, just watching it!

Warning: Kids don't attempt this at home...or even on holiday.

Extreme Skateboarding + Grand Canyon Basejump

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Sensational John West Shark Commercial

2008-10-14T13:26:00.000-07:00

Unfortunately, I can't find an English version of this commercial but I'm sure you can struggle through this terrifying shark encounter.

Sensational John West Shark Commercial

John West always produce high quality commercials but this one has to be one of my favorites.

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A Boy And His Pet Snake

2008-10-11T16:29:00.000-07:00

This little boy was adopted by a Python which hasn't, well, hasn't let go. He eats a diet of chicken and geese, 22 lbs (10 kilos) a week and he and the boy have now gained international fame. Good for them!

A Boy And His Pet Snake

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Supermodel & TV Star Tyra Banks Goes Nuts

2008-10-03T17:04:00.000-07:00

I don't know quite what to think of America's Next Top Model host Tyra Banks going nuts on Tiffany, a competitor from Cycle 4 of America's Next Top Model.

Maybe the girl deserved it, maybe she didn't but Tyra's rage is the type of thing that I've encountered before and lemmetellya, it ain't fun being on the receiving end.

Supermodel & TV Star Tyra Banks Goes Nuts

I've got to admit, I look at Tyra in a very different light, now. It's, I don't know, like we've met before. Did she bear my children?

"...She be MAAAAAAD. I love Tyra though!!..." youtube member MYVOICEMATTERS

"...wow tyra u r a super bitch..." youtube member oiloo5

"...I've never seen Tyra so FAT, maybe she is jealous of Tiffany's hot bod.." youtube member bradlez996

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Sarah Palin as Miss Teen South Carolina

2008-09-30T18:21:00.000-07:00

With the election looming, Sarah Palin is scaring more and more people every time that she opens her mouth. This mash-up takes the famous Miss Teen South Carolina episode and synchs Palin's responses to the interview with Katie Couric into the original footage.

It's brutal but works brilliantly.

Sarah Palin as Miss Teen South Carolina

Have no doubts, Palin's performance was a disaster and the only reason that she wasn't mauled more was the economic disaster that George Bush has led the world into.

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The World's Worst Attitude On A Talent Show

2008-09-28T15:59:00.000-07:00

You may remember that I presented The World's Worst Talent Show Audition about a week ago. Well, from the same show, the U.K.'s X Factor, I unearthed this beauty, which starts to become interesting after the audition at about 1.10.

The young lady who's giving the audition, and who's convinced of her talent, doesn't take too kindly to being dismissed by judge, Louis Walsh and chaos ensues.

The World's Worst Attitude On A Talent Show

Can't wait to take her home to meet mother!

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A Dog Attacking It's Own Leg

2008-09-23T23:35:00.000-07:00

I'll admit, some of what I find funny is truly infantile and this dog, which seems to attack its own leg is one of those instances. There, no excuses.

A Dog Attacking It's Own Leg

"...lol, poor dog. i'd be afraid if my leg was sneakin up from behind to attack me too..." youtube membemidfield19

"...My dog does this too!! Our vet checked him out and says he has 'psychological' problems..." youtube member karentalty

"...his leg does look possesed, if not he has mad coordination skillz..." youtube member ednutcracker

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Eskimo Fisherman

2008-09-22T18:30:00.000-07:00

It's cold, you gotta get some food for your family away from the comfort (?) of your igloo, so without a McDonald's near-by, you do the next best thing and try to catch a fish:

Eskimo Fisherman

Don't.

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Extreme Base Jumping

2008-09-21T16:31:00.000-07:00

I have to admit, I have no interest whatsoever in extreme sports! However, when I caught this extreme base jumping video, I was enthralled.

Yes, I've seen this kinda stuff in movies but funnily enough, without the big-budget Hollywood dramas that it's normally a part of, extreme base jumping seems even more enthralling.

The result:

Young Maniacs 1

-v-

Couch Potato Andrew 0

Fantastic stuff!

Extreme Base Jumping

"...take that, laws of physics, psh we can so fly!..." youtube member hushbaby12

"...The valley where he flies past the road is Trollstigen in Norway. The other locations looks like all are from the troll wall, also Norway, although its illegal to jump from anywhere near there, being that near a certain death...losing your license is probably not your biggest concern..." youtube member Frutti87

"...that is the sickest fuckin thing ive ever seen! i wanna do it so bad..." youtube member rjfoley16

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The World's Worst-ever Robber

2008-09-20T14:21:00.000-07:00

Here's another ridiculous slice of Life, a video claiming to have captured the worst-ever robber.

Is it the real thing?

Does it matter?

He's certainly not very good at it.

The Worst Robber Ever

Yes, everybody seemed quite terrified of him! The video is dated 1996, so there's every possibility that this robber has been terrorizing the nation for twelve years...or possibly he's found another job.

"...LOL did Borat rob this place?.." youtube member Sxecarmen

"...fuckin stupid latino mothafucker ..." youtube member YuriD2010

"...hes not latino hes afro .." youtube member armenac92

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Robert Allwing: The Worst Talent Show Audition Ever?

2008-09-19T17:26:00.000-07:00

And now to the more important things in Life. Is Robert Allwing's audition the worst-ever talent show audition?

Well, while I can't guarantee that, it's up there with the best (or worst). It certainly is one of the funniest that I've seen. Mind you, judge Simon Cowell's bemused reaction is even funnier!

Robert performs excerpts from both The Bee Gees' Tragedy and Aqua's sublime Barbie Girl. BTW, the end is abruptly cut off but is my favorite part. Shucks!

Robert Allwing: The Worst Talent Show Audition Ever?

Of course, you may have noticed Robert's surname All-wing which would seem to indicate that his audition is a spoof but you never know, it may just be one of those quirks of Life.

"...oh god... those are the chickens singing inside of him.." youtube member animeaddictx

"...y eso es por lo que debemos de prohibir la marihuana..." youtube member reyesq

"...omg hes awesome i would so buy his cd .." youtube member katrinaaubrey

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Naked News

2008-09-18T16:48:00.000-07:00

This has to be the most ridiculous video that I've ever presented. I'm not so much critical as bemused.

Naked News features young, female newsreaders disrobing while they present the news.

Naked News

Having worked in television for many years, it's even funnier for me, because I know what's going on in the background and trust me, it ain't sexy. Still, the girls seem to do their job disrobingly well and I think the second girlie (Lisa Benton, I think) is a bit cute!

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Phobias: A Woman Who's Scared Of Chicken

2008-09-17T19:41:00.000-07:00

I've been remiss in not posting about phobias for a while. Here's a confrontational video that's either an elaborate fake or is just downright cruel, where a woman is confronted by the thing she fears most, chicken.

Phobias: A Woman Who's Scared Of Chicken

"...LOL Cornered with poultry..." youtube member imhatepie

"...I wonder how she got fat without eating chicken!?..." youtube member minicotexx

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A Seriously Banned Commercial

2008-09-12T05:58:00.001-07:00

Warning: X-rated lyrics

Oh, those wacky Europeans are at it again with a really very funny but outrageous commercial about...well, I'll let you find out...but it's risque!

Banned European Commercial

Well, don't say that I didn't warn you!

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Jack Kerouac: On The Road

2008-09-09T04:16:00.000-07:00

The little known but incredibly influential 1950s writer, Jack Kerouac, reading from his magnus opus On The Road.

Kerouac is considered to be the father of the Beat generation and even if you can't get into the writing, listen to it with the music, it's really quite hypnotizing.

Jack Kerouac: On The Road

Kerouac was a huge influence on the 1960s. I strongly suggest that you check him out, because his questions and unsolved yearnings really did helped shape our present, confusing world. Dig?

"...On The Road is undoubtably my favorite book ever..." youtuber Enright9591

"...Unlike Ginsberg ( who could write well ) Jack could write and really READ well too, great timbre, cadence, and rhythm... " youtuber andysnadden

"...This is audio from the Steve Allen Show - a precursor to the Tonight Show - and that is Steve playing piano..." youtuber npspec34

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Rob Paravonian Hates Pachelbel's Canon

2008-09-03T16:07:00.000-07:00

I don't know about your relationship with Pachelbel's Canon, now, arguably the most popular piece of classical music in the world...but I kinda liked it until I saw this video by Rob Paravonian.

He takes a few minutes to set up the scenario but by the end, you'll think of Pachelbel's Canon in a very different light, I'm sure (especially pop fans).

Rob Paravonin: Pachelbel's Canon Rant

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Hurricane Surfer

2008-08-30T04:24:00.000-07:00

Well, it takes all kinds! Is it real? I don't know but this video seems to capture some nutter surfing the giant waves during a hurricane. Hmmm. Rather him than me!

Hurricane Surfer

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Cialis Encore

2008-08-28T18:15:00.000-07:00

Well, following yesterday's Cialis post, I now know what Cialis is, I thought I'd provide an encore with this little ad.

Another Cialis ad

Frankly, I find it hard to say much more but these youtuber's added:

"That's riDICulous ..." youtuber angischy

"..That shits da bomb!..." youtuber goody2shoes11

"..Damn! Imagine seeing THAT poking out of an elevator!..." youtuber markslord3

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Cialis: Will You Be Prepared?

2008-08-27T15:48:00.000-07:00

I don't know about you but my SPAM box gets tons of CIALIS ads but I never actually knew what the advertisements were about. Now I do!

Cialis: Will You Be Prepared?

You bet! I'm heading over to my SPAM box right now.

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Deadly Chinese Virus Scare Over

2008-08-26T17:09:00.000-07:00

I deliberately waited for the Olympics to end before I posted this report from The Onion, my most trusted news source, about a deadly virus that had been sweeping China.

The Onion: Deadly Chinese Virus Scare Over

I believe that we can all feel safe, once more. Whew!

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Derren Brown: Auto-suggestion Master

2008-08-13T16:48:00.000-07:00

Derren Brown is an English stage hypnotist, for want of a better phrase. He's become reasonably well known in the UK but his act is a little different to most that I've seen.

In this video, Simon visits New York and tries to pay for certain goods and services using blank slips of paper, instead of dollar bills. The results are fascinating.

Derren Brown in NYC

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Dust Devils

2008-08-07T15:26:00.000-07:00

While I know nothing about dust devils, I couldn't help but be fascinated by this little beauty, truly a wonderful piece of natural phenomena footage.

Dust Devil #1

"...This video appears to have been shot in the Spring, which is a classic time for dust devils to form:

the air above ground tends to be cold from the just-departed winter, but the sun angle is very high and imparts a lot of warmth to the ground.
Warm air rises, and as here, can spin under the rights conditions.

I'd venture that this dust devil dissipated within a half minute at most..." Youtuber jangle2007

"...those things can get pretty big. I seen a big one at school in the first grade. The only thing that happened was that I got bitch slapped by a leaf and it (took) someone's hat. LOL..." Youtuber XXjaremillXX

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Dust To Dust, Ashes To Ashes

2008-08-03T16:13:00.000-07:00

When you've got to go, you've got to go and there's nothing that can take you away from the madness of whatever -ism you believe in than seeing exactly what happens when you've shuffled off this mortal coil (ouch!).

In this amazing piece of time-lapse video photography, a horde of ants strip a dead gecko of its flesh in just over 36 hours. Yup, that's what will happen to anyone or anything place in the ground.

Dead Gecko, Eaten By Ants

I don't know about you, but I find the video really chastening, making me want to stop and ponder.

Incidentally, we usually see time-lapse videos like this with a music soundtrack but I think that it's much more powerful without it, don't you?

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Tom Wilson Sings

2008-07-31T19:36:00.000-07:00

I deliberately haven't used the title of this song by American comedian Tom Wilson because it ruins the punchline but I recommend you give it a whirl, it's pretty funny in a straight kinda way.

Tom Wilson Sings

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Chad Vader Sings Chocolate Rain

2008-07-27T16:53:00.000-07:00

For those who aren't part of the internet "community" Chocolate Rain was a viral hit in 2007 for the eccentrically voiced Tay Zonday.

Obviously Darth Vader's brother Chad saw it on Youtube (along with 26 million others) and was so moved that he had to record his own version of this (in the eyes of many) uniquely awful song with lyrics that tell the terrible story of all the goings on at The Empire Market.

Chad Vader: Chocolate Rain

Can you feel Chad's pain?

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Darth Vader Plays Golf

2008-07-25T17:07:00.000-07:00

A 30 second commercial featuring Darth Vader playing golf, created exclusively for Spike TV, to promote their exclusive rights to the full Star Wars saga.

Darth Vader Plays Golf

And for Star Wars fans, here's the 1.30 promo for the movies, themselves...

promo for the Star Wars saga

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Darth Vader: Fashion Accessories

2008-07-24T16:01:00.000-07:00

I have to admit that this Darth Vader fashion show isn't a video at all, it's a fashion slide show of Darth Vader "looks". For Star Wars fans only, admittedly, but pretty interesting in a Star Wars nut kind of way.

By the way, the Darth Vader images seemed to be loading pretty slowly, so you may wish to use the individual Vader snapshots at the bottom of the screen and pick which ones you like.

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Chad Vader Ep 8: Clint versus Chad

2008-07-21T15:49:00.000-07:00

Continuing from our last action-packed post, (Chad Vader Ep. 7) we present the climactic battle in the Empire Market between Chad Vader and his nemesis, the evil Clint. Who will win? Stay tuned for the concluding episode of Chad Vader...

Chad Vader Ep 8: Clint versus Chad

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Chad Vader Ep 7: The Plan

2008-07-18T16:40:00.000-07:00

Continuing from our lat post, (Chad Vader, Ep. 6) Chad and the employees of The Empire Market, i.e. Commander Wickstrom & the beautiful Clarissa join forces to help Chad get his job back, using foul means, rather than fair...

Chad Vader Ep 7: The Plan

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Chad Vader Ep 6: New Job

2008-07-16T16:27:00.000-07:00

After resigning from The Empire Market, heartbroken Chad Vader (see Chad Vader Ep 5) endures a horrendous week trying to find gainful employment.

Can Chad find happiness working anywhere other than The Empire Market?

Can he find true love without the gorgeous Clarissa?

Stay tuned for the next exciting Chad Vader Episode....

Chad Vader Ep 6: New Job

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Chad Vader: Ep 5 Holiday Blues

2008-07-11T15:38:00.000-07:00

With Chad Vader heartbroken by the callous Clarissa (see Chad Vader Ep 4) and after resigning from his position as night manager at the Empire Market, Chad drown his sorrows at the local bar.

Unfortunately, events drive him to the point of suicide...

Chad Vader: Ep 5 Holiday Blues

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Comedy sketch: Mojo Explained

2008-07-08T17:45:00.000-07:00

While I'd never class this sketch as brilliant, I do think it's worth encouraging. It's a short look at mojo, what makes women attracted to men.

She's Mine (3.00)
Directed by John Beamer
Script & song written by John Beamer & Nicky Calonne

With a bigger budget, I think She's Mine could have been great...but it's still not too bad.

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